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Parallel lines have so much in common,
It's a shame they'll never meet.
Someone stole my microsoft office and they're gonna pay,
you have my word.
How do you find Wil Smith in the snow?,
you look for the fresh prints.
I went to a really emotional wedding the other day,
even the cake was in tiers.
We have a generic disposition for diarrhoea
it runs in our jeans.
Want to hear a word I just made up,
Plagiarism.
What did the pirate say when he turns 80?
aye matey.
I took the shell off my racing snail thinking it would make him run faster,
If anything it made him more sluggish.
And the lord said unto John "come forth and receive eternal life"
but John came fifth and won a toaster.
Q: How do you think the unthinkable?
A: With an Itheberg.
I tried to catch fog yesterday,
Mist.
Ok.I'll leave.
Dave.
It's a shame they'll never meet.
Someone stole my microsoft office and they're gonna pay,
you have my word.
How do you find Wil Smith in the snow?,
you look for the fresh prints.
I went to a really emotional wedding the other day,
even the cake was in tiers.
We have a generic disposition for diarrhoea
it runs in our jeans.
Want to hear a word I just made up,
Plagiarism.
What did the pirate say when he turns 80?
aye matey.
I took the shell off my racing snail thinking it would make him run faster,
If anything it made him more sluggish.
And the lord said unto John "come forth and receive eternal life"
but John came fifth and won a toaster.
Q: How do you think the unthinkable?
A: With an Itheberg.
I tried to catch fog yesterday,
Mist.
Ok.I'll leave.
Dave.
