What made your day a crap one??

First my computer decide that he don't want work. Then I didn't sell one of my razor. Of course, I was thinking that was sure thing. Beacouse I didn't sell that razor I can't buy a new slant razor which I want. But the day is still young so something crappy still can happend.
 
An Internet deal went bad (not here on this forum) when a buyer went "crawfish" on me. SOB deadbeat!! If I could have reached through the computer screen and slapped him then I would have!! Most deals are smooth affairs, but once in a while you run into "Capt. A-Hole". :mad:
 
hmmm only a few good ones on here. so ill share a really good one.

Assholes at work say im an unfriendly asshole who keeps to himself. they once tried to fire me for not being anyones friend in my area. So last week they put a transfer person in my area who I hit it off with fabulously. And the minute I said I could actually be friends with that person. bitch of a manager moved me to a different area.
 
Ok so this wasn't today, this happened on Thursday.

*Horrible disgusting story follows*

I was at the cafe with the missus at Tesco when suddenly I puked in my mouth, as I tried to swallow it back down, I puked again pushing that first vomit into my hand which was covering my face.

As I rushed to the toilet with my hand in front of my face cradling this new pukey life I've made. Before I make it to the toilet I vomit a third time causing an explosion of sick to wash over my face, dripping into my beard and blasting into my eyes.

I bet it was a horrible sight for anyone sat eating their food in Tesco café.

#SickWrecked
 
Scared of poo said:
Ok so this wasn't today, this happened on Thursday.

*Horrible disgusting story follows*

I was at the cafe with the missus at Tesco when suddenly I puked in my mouth, as I tried to swallow it back down, I puked again pushing that first vomit into my hand which was covering my face.

As I rushed to the toilet with my hand in front of my face cradling this new pukey life I've made. Before I make it to the toilet I vomit a third time causing an explosion of sick to wash over my face, dripping into my beard and blasting into my eyes.

I bet it was a horrible sight for anyone sat eating their food in Tesco café.

#SickWrecked
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I'm sorry for your plight, however eating at a tesco's cafe.....you are just asking to be ill, have you never wondered why the cafe and the toilets are so close?
 
Bezoar said:
hmmm only a few good ones on here. so ill share a really good one.

Assholes at work say im an unfriendly asshole who keeps to himself. they once tried to fire me for not being anyones friend in my area. So last week they put a transfer person in my area who I hit it off with fabulously. And the minute I said I could actually be friends with that person. bitch of a manager moved me to a different area.
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Life can seem unfair but would it have been worse if you was made to work with him and you didn't get along at all?
 
Scared of poo said:
Ok so this wasn't today, this happened on Thursday.

*Horrible disgusting story follows*

I was at the cafe with the missus at Tesco when suddenly I puked in my mouth, as I tried to swallow it back down, I puked again pushing that first vomit into my hand which was covering my face.

As I rushed to the toilet with my hand in front of my face cradling this new pukey life I've made. Before I make it to the toilet I vomit a third time causing an explosion of sick to wash over my face, dripping into my beard and blasting into my eyes.

I bet it was a horrible sight for anyone sat eating their food in Tesco café.

#SickWrecked
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I think your forum name should now be "Scared of Puke"
 
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