Buying for the shaver with everything

'I hate you at Christmas'! Yep, that is what Mrs Wayne said to me just now. 'You bloody have everything and I have no idea what you would like' She's right so, 'What do you buy the wet shaver who has everything and more for Christmas'?
A birth year shaving brush with your choice of dated coin set in its base.
The only limit is your imagination. :) P
 
You set a small cash limit on what she spends on you, say £10. She buys you anything within that limit. Could be Bulldog balm, Brut aftershave, anything at all. Your small thrill on Christmas day is not knowing what's in that parcel. The big thrill comes from her going out with you with all the rest of the squids she had been going to spend on something you already had and didn't really want duplicated and you buying a shed load of toys to hand in at your local collection point for needy children. You are going to feel GREAT for the whole of the next year as you imagine some deprived child still playing with one of those toys. Your Christmas will last the entire year ... every time you shave.

JohnnyO. o/
 
You set a small cash limit on what she spends on you, say £10. She buys you anything within that limit. Could be Bulldog balm, Brut aftershave, anything at all. Your small thrill on Christmas day is not knowing what's in that parcel. The big thrill comes from her going out with you with all the rest of the squids she had been going to spend on something you already had and didn't really want duplicated and you buying a shed load of toys to hand in at your local collection point for needy children. You are going to feel GREAT for the whole of the next year as you imagine some deprived child still playing with one of those toys. Your Christmas will last the entire year ... every time you shave.

JohnnyO. o/

Impressive, Johnny, impressive...:cool:
 
You set a small cash limit on what she spends on you, say £10. She buys you anything within that limit. Could be Bulldog balm, Brut aftershave, anything at all. Your small thrill on Christmas day is not knowing what's in that parcel. The big thrill comes from her going out with you with all the rest of the squids she had been going to spend on something you already had and didn't really want duplicated and you buying a shed load of toys to hand in at your local collection point for needy children. You are going to feel GREAT for the whole of the next year as you imagine some deprived child still playing with one of those toys. Your Christmas will last the entire year ... every time you shave.

JohnnyO. o/

+1 God bless
 
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