The most expensive new safety razor in the world, we've got one!

Does it shave faster than a normal razor?

Yeah. In fact, if you go around your chin too quickly, the razor flies off into the bathroom wall...

Actually, thinking about it, titanium is a daft material from which to make a razor. It's incredibly light, for a start, which is why it is used in modern backpacking kit.
 
But think about it, you shave with one of these and you'll be able to be overtaken by Mercedes the following year....

Though looking at it, they could have kept/put the colour scheme on there. After all, that's what people watch F1 for. Clearly not the crashes. Not the crashes at all.
 
The point is a very expensive power car will go much faster in comfort. However this absurd razor won't shave any better than a decent quality ATT or Ikon! Maybe a footballer will buy it!

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Sometimes you just need to take a breath and say to yourself should I do this rather than could I do this, a poorly executed outrageously cynical exercise.

Hey I just dropped a turd, it's the most expensive turd in the world.
 
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